How to Hotwire

Episode 1: How to hot-wire a mini-van

"You take a honeybee and two cords and connect them together and then you make three cords connect together and then you make, you cut one of the cords and gas will spill and fire will pop up onto your wheels and blow up your wheels and you will go firing into the street. And that's how you hot wire a minivan. Come again next week and you will see the next episode of hot wiring a bike." "That was just an experiment I was going to test when I get older."

Episode 2: How to hot-wire a bike.

"You put a rocket booster on the front or your bike. You connect a platypus mask to your head and connect a cord from the mask to your brain. You put your feet up on the bars. You put fire on the booster and it boosts out into action. The platypus mask helps you find a way to drive it. When you have the mask on you can relax and close your eyes and the mask will help tell you which way to drive on your bike; because everyone knows a platypus has a sixth sense. Come again next time to see how you hot-wire a motor bike. "
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